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We proudly present the unique text in history about the pretender of this blog written by someone other than himself.
Because of its historical importance and deep philosophical implications, we would like to share the story of its production:
Once upon a time, there was a new flatmate. One night of many, at around 3 am, our protagonist heard screams coming from the house. He slowly got up and looked around the house. As there was no sign of ghosts, he went back to sleep.
Next morning, the new flatmate asked him if he heard any sounds last night. Following the affirmative answer, she explained her peculiar condition of somnambulism. She then produced a notebook, in which was written the text quoted above.
This manuscript was later studied by experts of the subject (id est, the subject of writing texts about the pretender of this blog, which, as a matter of fact, is a rather new field, as the first historical evidence is the text in question). Our scientists concluded, after a comprehensive study of the piece, that the first and only text about the pretender was written
- by someone who didn't know him well
- in an unconscious state (as predicted)
- with no direct or indirect implications on real life,
Scientists emphasize that the name, which appears exactly once, was written incorrectly. They conjecture that this was intended - obviously not by its author, but by the spirit of history.
Experts further note that the irony in the text as well as the story of its production are not understood by its author, amplifying the existential implications of the phenomenon.